You fail @ teh Intertubes

Attention [tag]marketers[/tag]. Yeah, okay, you discovered [tag]blogs[/tag], and [tag]viral marketing[/tag] and whatnot. Congratulations. Unfortunately for you, your kung fu is week. I am immune to your jedi mind tricks, and other such pop-culture metaphors. Akismet always catches your faux comments on my blog, and surely many, many others. And even if it didn’t … do you really thing I’m going to believe that some clown who supposedly maintains the blog at or really thinks my blog writing is great? Especially with the stuff I’ve been venting about lately?

C’mon … srsly. Epic fail. Weaksauce, even.