Yes, I’m still alive. Real life (or death, as the case may be; more on that later) — damn you — has kept me too busy for cyber life. Well, except for a certain paladin named Picofarad. But that’s neither here nor there.
But today I got a fortune in a fortune cookie that could not pass with out comment:
Your dreams will bring you into a profitable venture.
Um, guess what, O Great Fortune Cookie Gods? I have news for you: my dreams are a one way ticket to dissolution and destitution, as I’ve already demonstrated for much of my adult life. Not to mention get me arrested in most Southern states.